hipsterinatardis:

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.

vaspim:

How do some people sit in class with that much ass crack out and not know

darrynek:

hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder

this bitch killed my vibe

zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

• skips every song on my ipod
• lets the music play without interruption
• plays the same song on repeat for days

yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

• the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
• ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
• it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

(Source: shavingryansprivates)